Sunday, 31 March 2013

10 Funny Facts About Women

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

 2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

 3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
 4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

 8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9 . Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

10. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

What do you think,true or false?


  1. A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.

    Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

    When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.

    After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.

    A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.

    Many women worry about their looks when having sex.

    Women open bottles with bottle openers.

    A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.

    Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.

    Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.

    If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.

    When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

    Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.

  2. Hmmmmm,vry interesting i love it buh can u tell us abt de guys???


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