Sunday, 18 August 2013

Joke of the day:Forgotten wheelchair

A man went to a pub to drink,he got real drunk.He wanted to stand but couldn't.
He tried standing again,but staggered and fell.He said to himself,maybe if l crawl outside and receive fresh air,maybe l could walk.
He crawled outside,tried standing again but fell again.
He then crawled to his house,since its just a few blocks away.
He reached his house,crawled into bed and dozed off.
His wife woke him early in the morning and screamed,you went drinking at the pub again?
The bartender just called to say you forgot your wheelchair there.


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