Sunday, 2 June 2013

Justin Bieber hit with second paternity claim.

 Another fan has come forward claiming Justin Bieber is the father of her baby. A European lady is claiming Justin Bieber impregnated her in while he was in Miami in 2010 and is subsequently the father of her now 2 year old daughter. The lady however is not demanding any monetary compensation from the young pop star. Bieber’s camp has come out and denied the claim.

This is the second paternity claim against Bieber after Mariah Yeater falsely claimed Bieber was the father of her child two years ago.

Joke of the way:The dustbin men

3 Dustbin Men, the driver and two other men, are going on their rounds asking for christmas bonuses which they do yearly.
They stop at the first house and one man runs in and a women gives him £5. They move on to another house and a bloke gives him £6.
They pull up to the next house and the man runs in knocks on the door and a women answers and says "oh yes..come upstairs with me"..without reply he goes up and she gives him a good shagging! Once they are finished she says now go and get your mate and tell him to come in for his 'bonus'. He goes out, tells his mate "go in get your bonus, she'll show you a bloody good time, one hell of a bonus!" He goes in, she shows him upstairs and true to her word he gets a good fuck.
When their finished she says "go and get your driver and send him in for his bonus", off he goes and says to the driver- "driver its your turn now, go on my son its one hell of a christmas bonus" so of he goes. He steps in the door very excited and instead of taking him upstairs she takes reaches for her purse and pulls out £5 and gives it to him. He says "what the hell is this, you give my two friends the time of their life and you give me this?!"
She turns round and explains "I had strict instructions from my husband, he said 'give a fiver (£5) to the driver and fuck the other two!

Celeb of the day:Jackie Appiah

Jackie was born on the 5th of December, 1983 in Canada. She started her schooling in Toronto, Canada. At the age of ten, she moved backed to Ghana with her family and went to Faith Montessori.
From there, she proceeded to Alvard College to study General Acting.

She started acting at the age of twelve and was a runner up at the Talent Teens Competition in her Local church group. Professionally, she started acting in 2001 in the TV series "Things We Do for Love".
This beautiful actress has won numerous awards, including a prestigious Africa Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) for best supporting actress,and best actress(Movies) AMAA 2012.
Jackie is married to Peter Agyemang and has a son.

Akwa-Ibom Gov't has abolished the law of widow's drinking thier deceased husband bath warer.

Culled from Vanguard.

The custom allowing the seizure of deceased husbands properties and subjecting their widows to inhuman practices such as shaving of the head and making them drink the water used to bath their  husbands, among others, have now become illegal in Akwa Ibom State.
The state government, in a bill passed by the House of Assembly and signed by the governor, Chief Godswill Akpabio, outlawed the custom which maltreat widows after the deaths of their husbands, declaring it as unlawful and inhuman.
In his Democracy Day speech, the governor declared that it had become unlawful for widows to be maltreated in Akwa Ibom, saying defaulters of the  law  risk  fines and three years imprisonment.

Saturday, 1 June 2013

Joke of the day:A father's pain

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

Photo l love today:Bride gets wet after wedding.

Pretty bride gets wet in a swimming pool after the hectic wedding ceremonies.
Don't really know who the couple are,but love the concept.
Cool or not???

Patience Ozokwors son,Uche weds in London

Patience Ozokwor,aka Mama G as fans always call her,was a happy momma last Saturday as her son Uche,tied the knot with his longtym girlfriend.
Uche who is a graduate of the Enugu State University of Science and technology met his wife to be in London and both of them hail from Ngwo, Enugu State.
A happy married life to them.Spot the Nollywood twins?Chidinma and Chinenye Aneke,looking great.

Happy new month to all my readers.

Wishing you all a month filled with laughter,joy and peace.A month of favour and increase,unprecedented blessings and open heavens.
You shall smile throughout this month.
Congratulations on being alive this month.Many have gone....