Weird! Woman massages clients with her massive breasts for #50,000 per hour

A 34-year old black woman has taken the massaging business to another level as she uses her massive bres*ts to soothe the nerves of her customers for $300 (about N50,000) per hour.

According to Daily Mail and Evening Standard in UK, each day, Kristy Love, a resident of Georgia in the United States of America, smiles to the bank with over N210, 000 as her customers have continued to double. Instead of using her hands on her customers as massage therapists do, she uses her size 48NN bres*ts.

On her website, the certified massage therapist advertises herself as “the premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta and the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment (CMT is a certified massage therapist. BBW means a big, beautiful woman).”

Though she also does normal body massages for lesser prices, her customers often prefer the sensual bres*ts massage which she calls the ‘happy man works’ where she rubs her gigantic bres*ts over various parts of her client’s body for $300 an hour.

According to her, the bres*ts “keep you focused in the present and give you the opportunity to experience all aspects of your nature not just a part of your persona.”

Apart from massaging her clients with her bres*ts, she also smother willing customers, and does ‘body gliding’ in which she slicks oil on her body and slides atop the customer.

On her website, she says she charges $150 for a half hour of sensual massage while for a ‘nonsensual’ massage, she charges $100 for a half hour and $150 for an hour.

Narrating how she came up with the business idea, she said she searched endlessly for job after graduation from a beauty school. Every time she went for an a job interview, potential employers were always discouraged by the size of her bres*ts.

“People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. They’d never get back in touch…I kept getting asked if I’d be able to stand on my feet all day.”

Not discouraged, she decided to start giving massages from her home, one day a customer actually asked her if she would not take off her tops before giving him a massage as other certified therapists do.

Tragedy struck,as lion bounced on and killed zookeeper

A lion at the Addis Ababa zoo attacked and killed a zookeeper on Monday, after he forgot to close the door to the inner cage where the lion sleeps.

                                                                                    

The lion, named Kenenisa after a famous Ethiopian runner, killed Abera Silsay, 51, as he was cleaning the cage.

“He entered cage number 10 where Kenenisa lives and he forgot to close the door (to the lion’s sleeping chamber)… Finally, the lion came and he mauled him,” the zoo’s director general Musie Kiflom told AFP.

The lion bit Abera’s neck as guards tried to scare Kenenisa off by shooting live rounds into the air and pounding on the cage’s roof.

It is the second time a zookeeper has been killed by a lion at the centre in the past 17 years.

Musie said the zoo will step up its training for keepers after the attack.

“We have to update them on how to protect the animals, how to work with the animals, how to keep them, how to clean them,” he said speaking near the cage where the attack took place.

Kenenisa the lion was unharmed and remains in the zoo, which was closed Monday after the incident.

Man uses 'aboniki' to make love to wife

                           

Omolara, who had filed for divorce proceedings against her husband, Solomon Acchoyame, alleged that he exhibited strange behaviours while making love to her.
She alleged that he waited for her to sleep, then without waking her up, just opens her clothes and had sex with her, adding that she never enjoyed this.

Omolara further told the court that her husband had three things which he used during sex for lubrication, listing them as  aboniki balm, mentholatum and  dusting powder, adding that these things made her hate having sex with him.

She testified that she met her husband 14 years ago and bore him three children, adding that their major  quarrel was  based on the fact that he  didn’t know what he’s doing for a living.

8-year-old bride,dies on her wedding night to 40-year old man.

Thought it's only Nigeria that have issues with child marriage.

Rawan, An 8-year old child bride died on her wedding night after the internal injuries bleeding to death after deep vaginal tearing caused by s*x with her 40 year old groom.

According to the recent report issued by UPI on Sept. 8. The girl, identified only as Rawan, died in a terrible area Hardh in the governorate of Hajjah in north-western Yemen.

Unluckily, reports indicate more than a quarter of the people in Yemen marry before age 15. According to a February 2009 law set the minimum age for marriage at 17, the region protestors are fighting for forced child marriage to be banned, and they have called for police to arrest the girl’s husband and family. 

Gosh,this is so cruel.

A 400 level student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University,caught with 25 wraps of cocaine at Enugu airport.

                                     
                               
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) arrested a 32-year-old undergraduate, Chizoba Nwabuwa, for ingesting 25 wraps of male condoms filled with cocaine at Enugu Airport. 
NDLEA Head of Public Affairs, Mitchell Ofoyeju, told CAJ News that the suspect was arrested during the inward screening of passengers on an Ethiopian flight from Brazil.

Also confirming the same incident at Akanu Ibiam International Airport in Enugu was Nsikak- Abasi Udoh, who said investigations were in progress. 

“The suspect excreted 25 wraps of a liquid substance that tested positive for cocaine, weighing 1.250kg." 

"This is the first drug seizure to be made at the airport; it is exciting because we have just commenced operations,” said Udoh.
Nwabuwa is a 400 level student of Fine and Applied Arts at the Nnamdi Azikiwe University at Awka in Anambra State.

When asked why he embarked in drugs, he said: “I wanted to use the N500 000 they promised to pay me in developing my art gallery. They assured me in Brazil that authorities will not be able to detect liquid cocaine, so I was confident.

Pictures: Woman arrested while trying to smuggle 2kg of cocaine with fake baby bump

Toronto national Ritchie,arrested while trying to smuggle cocaine with fake baby bump.

                                      
Col. Esteban Arias says 28-year-old Tabitha Leah Ritchie was stopped while trying to board an Air Canada flight in Bogota after an inspector noted that her belly was unusually cold and hard. 

He says police discovered a false belly made of latex taped to her body and they found 2 kilograms (4.4 pounds) of cocaine.
Police say Ritchie arrived in Colombia on Aug. 6 and he identified her as a social worker.

The Canadian Embassy did not respond to requests for details.

Colombian officials say 874 foreigners are held in the country's lockups, most on drug charges.

Colombia's Police show Canadian national Ritchie Tabatha Leah (left) after being detained at Bogota airport today, alongside the fake baby bump and 2kgs of cocaine

Picture of the day: Two ladies fighting

Two ladies fighting in public,almost naked.The best the crowd could do was to watch and record with their mobile phones,probably to upload to their social medias.

This is so absurd.You saw people fighting, practically attempting to kill one another, instead of separating the fight, you are busy filming the fight to have something to upload. This is a shame. 

 This is unacceptable. Just as the girls are insane fighting, you are equally insane by doing nothing to pause the original insanity.

It is a new dawn and people must learn to operate with some credibility and good conscience.

Man undergoes 19 surgeries in his bid to look like superman

36-year old Herbert Chavez from Calamba City in the Philippines could give the Human Barbie a run for her troubled money, having undergone 19 surgeries in 16 years to resemble Superman as closely as possible.

As detailed in the following report, these procedures have cost Chavez nearly $7,000 and have included nose jobs, lip liposuction, skin whitening, jaw realignment and pectoral implants.

This guy literally don't know what to do with his money.

A 12-year-old girl commits suicide at the back of her parents house.

A 12-year-old girl, Monday,9th Sept, allegedly committed suicide in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, the police told the News Agency of Nigeria.

Mr Alex Akhigbe, Bayelsa Police Public Relations Officer, told NAN that the girl allegedly hanged herself early on Monday.
He said: “Yes, police have confirmed the death of the young girl, who killed herself behind her father’s house early on that Monday morning.
 
“The police have also evacuated the corpse from the scene and deposited it in the mortuary. The corpse is still awaiting autopsy.
“It was a very strange act and a surprise to see a young girl of that age take her life; it is a real mystery.”
He, however, said that investigations were ongoing in the matter to establish the motive behind the girl’s alleged action.

“Her parents have not talked to the police. We are still investigating to get to the root of the matter,” he said.
“Parents should always keep a watch over their children. They should know the character and kind of friends their kids keep.”

Wonders shall never cease! Man ends up with swollen genitals,after charm he laid for someone backfired.

A jealous farmer known as Mamudu (Surname withheld) in Akuku-Igbo, Delta State, has allegedly been inflicted with swollen genitals after a charm he planted on the path to the farmland next to his, backfired.

It was gathered that Mamudu, a cassava farmer, had engaged another farmer whose farmland is close to his own in a quarrel during the last harvest and allegedly threatened to make life unbearable for him.

He was also alleged to have reported a case of trespass into his farmland to elders of the community even as he told the elders that his neighbour used fetish means to suppress his own crops, citing the instance of the last season harvest where most of his crops were damaged while the other farmer had a bountiful harvest.

The community elders were said to have blamed Mamudu’s condition on his jealous attitude and warned him against the dangers.


Trouble started last weekend when he reportedly came home with a substance he claimed was prepared for him to grow his cassava farm well but he mistakenly planted on the path leading to the farm and crossing it against the warning of the native doctor leaving him with swollen genital organs.

Confessing to his crime, the farmer admitted that the substance was fetish adding that he violated the instructions, resulting in his present situation.

This is a pure case of boomerang.If your hands are clean before God,no matter where your name have been taken to,or whatever charm have been laid for you,na to just jump and pass o

North Korean leader executed ex-girlfriend by firing squad over alleged sex tape

The authoritative North Korean leader,Kim Jong Un,gave an order for his ex-girlfriend Hyon Song Wol,who is also a famous singer in the country to be executed by firing squad,over the allegations that she made a sex-tape.
The singer was fired  among other 11 persons while their family watched,on 20th August.

This is so unfair.The same sex tape which made Kim Kardashian very famous has sent others to their early graves.

Life is so unfair.

Man kidnaps self,requests #2 million from brothers

Man who staged his own kidnap and demanded 2 million naira from his brothers,have been arrested in Enugu state.

Samuel saw his own kidnap as the quickest way of getting financial assistance from his brothers, who he labeled “stingy fellows”. 


However, it has ended up badly for the coffin dealer, an indigene of Ugwuaji, Enugu South Local Government Area. 

It was gathered that he faked kidnap and hid himself for six days at a bush behind his shop situated at Gariki axis of Awkunanaw also in Enugu South, from where he was making telephone calls to his two younger brothers in a very convincing tone that he had been abducted and that the sum of N2 million was required to get him out of the purported kidnappers den, else he would be killed. 

The spokesman of the police in Enugu State, Ebere Amaraizu, DSP, who confirmed the incident disclosed that the case was reported to the State Police Command, which mobilized its anti- kidnapping unit. 

Weird! A Brazilian girl swallows cellphone

A Brazilian girl,Andriana,swallowed her cell phone because her boyfriend Renato wanted to see her phone.
She did so cos of her fear of been bartered by him.
Andriana must have had messages sent to her from another guy,as she ran out and swallowed the phone when her phone was requested by her boyfriend.
Doctors have to perform surgery on her to retrieve the phone.
This is so weird

No man can satisfy me,Kemi Olunloyo said

Kemi, the 49-year-old daughter of former Oyo State's overnor, Victor Omololu Olunloyo has made her sexuality known on Facebook.
Read below




What do you think?

Touching story: The miracle of love

Marlee

Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling.

The new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in Mommy’s tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her.

The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the the Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee, USA.

In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor.

Finally, after a long struggle, Michael’s little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary’s Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee.

The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatrician had to tell the parents there was very little hope. Be prepared for the worst. Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. They had fixed up a special room in their house for their new baby they found themselves having to plan for a funeral.

Weird! 40-year-old woman pregnant for son who is 23 years.Claims they are in-love.

A woman and her son have done the unthinkable, they claim to have fallen in love with one another.

 And now they want to marry since the mom, Betty Mbereko from Mwenezi in Masvingo, is six months pregnant and expecting her son’s child.

 Mbereko, 40, who was widowed 12 years ago, has been cohabiting with her first child, Farai Mbereko (23).

 She confirms that she is six month pregnant and that she has decided it is better to “marry” her son because she does not want to marry her late husband’s young brothers, whom she says are coveting her.

 Betty stunned a village court last week when she said the affair with her son had begun three years earlier.

 She said after spending a lot of money sending Farai to school following the death of her husband, she felt she had a right to his money and no other woman was entitled to it.

 “Look, I strove alone to send my son to school and no one helped me. Now you see that my son is working and you accuse me of doing something wrong.

 “Let me enjoy the products of my sweat,” she told the village court council.

A must Read: A mother's Love and Sacrifice

My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.

There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.

How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, “EEEE, your mom only has one eye!”

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, “If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?”

My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.

I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.

Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, “How dare you come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!”

45-year-old banker dies mysteriously after making love to a girl

A 45- year old banker died in a hotel room in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State, while having marathon sex with his undergraduate mistress over the weekend.

The deceased, who works with a commercial bank in the city died after having sex with a-21-year old lady (names withheld).

The lady is a-200 level student of Micro-Biology at Godfrey Okoye University, Enugu.

The state police spokesman, Sylvester Igbo, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, who confirmed the incident, said the lady in question has been arrested and is cooperating with the police personnel in their investigation.

Things are really happening in this world.Hopefully,this man might even be married.

Weird! 37-year-old man arrested for masturbating in public

A man was arrested by the police yesterday for masturbating in public(grrrrrrrrrii)

Eutzy, 37, was standing outside a store Florida store on Tuesday,27th August, when he unzipped his pants and began masturbating, according to police.

When he started, he was facing the Fort Walton Beach, Fla., store, but then rotated his body so that he was facing the road, then turned back towards the store.

Reports say Eutzy "changed his position several times."

This is so weird.

Shocking! 72-year-old woman raped to death

A 72-year-old Nigerian woman has been raped to death by a 32 year old man who bears the nickname Ochu.

The incident which  happened on Sunday,25th August,in Ibom Village in Arochukwu, Abia state, eastern Nigeria has left so many thinking.


Investigations have it that the deceased went to fetch fodder for her goats around 5 p.m. in a nearby bush when she was trailed by Ochu(the accused),where he raped  her to death.

The source said the man, a notorious Indian hemp smoker, was known for trailing and raping women in the area.(And they left him?)

It said that before Ochu left the deceased to run away, he pulled her corpse to a nearby footpath for people to see it.(shey)

The source said the assailant was arrested on Monday in Ohafia when he was identified by a woman who was privy to the information about the crime.

The woman, who was in a bus en route to a nearby village, alerted military men at a check point on the road.

The source said the military men arrested him and later handed him over to the police in that area before he was moved to Arochukwu.

Culled from Nigerianeye