Funny facts about men

• Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 

• Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.(lol) 

• All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the heart of even General Schwarzkopf. 

• Most men hate to shop. That's why the men department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.  

• When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. 

•  If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you. 

•  Men forget everything, women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.