
This 40 something diva has refused to age.She looks good though,love her shoes.
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" he replied
"Oh please dearie?", the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice but still he refused. She asked once more, and he gives in.
That night he crawls into bed with his wife, while she was sleeping. She is awakened, feels his face and replies "Oh Dan, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon.
Dan happens to be the gate man
Governors of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe are
now to take orders from President Jonathan
on the administration of their respective
states following the proclamation of
emergency rule, according to official gazettes
published by the Federal Government.
Copies of the two gazettes, exclusively
obtained by Daily Trust, show that whereas
the three affected governors are allowed to
remain in office for the emergency period,
they are subject to orders to be issued
periodically by the president or by any of his
designated officials.
The proclamation instruments also empower
President Goodluck Jonathan to issue orders
on utilising the funds accruable to the three
states, as well as on arrests, detention and
property confiscation.
"A state governor in an emergency area shall
continue with the general functions of
administering of the emergency area under
the control of the president or any person
designated or authorised to act on his
behalf," says section 2, subsection 1 of one
of the gazettes, titled 'Emergency Powers
(General) Regulations, 2013, dated May 20.
Subsection 2 adds: "The president may give
directions to a state governor or local
government chairman directly or through his
designate or a duly authorised person with
respect to the administering of the
emergency area and it shall be the duty of
the state governor or local government
chairman to comply with the directive."
On the finances of the three states, the
gazette empowers the president to make
orders that "provide for the utilisation of the
funds of any state or local government in the
emergency area".
The gazette also says President Jonathan
may make other orders "as appear to him to
be necessary or expedient for the purpose
of maintaining and securing peace, public
order, public safety and good governance in
the emergency area."
The other gazette, titled State of Emergency
(Certain States of the Federation)
Proclamation, 2013, says the proclamation,
announced last week, was necessitated by
the fact that the crisis "overwhelmed" the
response capacities of the three states. It
says the situation requires "extraordinary
measures" to restore peace, order and
security in the states.
Culled from thisday
A 23-year-old pregnant woman caused a
stir at the Lagos State Police Command
headquarters on Thursday after she
confessed that she had sold her unborn
baby for N200,000, in advance.
The suspect, Adaeze Mba, who was
arrested for conniving with her husband to
sell their neighbour’s four-year-old son for
N400, 000, said it was poverty that pushed
them to crime.
She confessed that she and her husband,
Chibueze, had sold two other children for
N700, 000.
She said, “In March 2013, my neighbour’s
son, Stanley Ezeaka, was following me
about in the compound at Jakande Estate
and it was at that time that my husband
received a phone call from his partner that
she needed a child for sale. My husband
then suggested that we took Stanley even
though he was a bit old.
“We travelled to Imo State the following
morning and sold him for N400, 000 after
which we relocated to Calabar.”
When asked why she took to crime and
how she would feel if someone bought her
own children, she said, “I am seven months
pregnant and as I speak to you, my
husband has already sold our unborn baby
for N200, 000.
“I was against it but he convinced me to
agree to it, saying he had already collected
the money.”
When asked about the other children she
and her husband had sold, she said, “The
male child was sold at N400,000 while the
female child, who was two months old but
is now over a year old, was sold at
N300,000.”
Chibueze on his part, said he went into the
business last year. He said he had sold
‘only’ three children to his business
partner, Benedicta Ogbonna, and
maintained that the children were in turn
sold to caring parents and not ritual killers.
He said, “One of the children was born by a
mentally challenged woman; so I have
committed no crime by selling the child to
people who would take care of her.”
Ogbonna, who bought the three children
from Chibueze and his wife at different
times, said she sold children to bAREEN.
She said, “I am doing this business for
humanitarian reasons and not for
monetary gain. I am 35 years old and I have
four children. I can never sell my own
children and in fact my husband does not
know I am into this kind of business.
“Chibueze brought Stanley to me and told
me that his mother was a prostitute so he
sold him to me at N400, 000. I then sold
Stanley to Mrs. Patricia Anibogwu for
N600,000. So far, I have sold only three
children. I buy boys at N400, 000 and girls
at N300,000.
“I use the money to take care of people and
also invest it in my business. I sell shoes
for a living at Anambra Wholesale Market.”
Anibogwu, who was the final buyer, said
she thought Ogbonna was an employee of
an orphanage. She said she bought Stanley
because she was lonely having lost her
husband.
She said amid tears that, “I was married for
28 years without a child. After my husband
died, I decided to adopt the child because I
was lonely. Someone introduced me to
Ogbonna. Ogbonna told me she worked at
an orphanage and would sell Stanley to me
for N600, 000.
“I used my savings to pay for him and she
brought Stanley to a roadside. I took
Stanley home and started taking care of
him like my own child. I changed his name
to Uchenna. Ogbonna promised me that
she would give me legal documents later
but, unfortunately, I was arrested.”
The Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi
Braide, urged parents to be vigilant and
also advised childless women to go
through the formal process of adoption
rather than buying children.
She said, “In March 2013, one Caleb Ezeaka
reported at Ilemba Hausa Police Division
that his son, Stanley, had gone missing the
previous day, adding that he was last seen
with his neighbour, Adaeze Mba. All efforts
to reach the neighbour proved abortive as
she and her husband had disappeared and
their phones were switched off.
“Through investigations, we traced them to
Calabar and they confessed that they had
sold him at N400,000 to one Benedicta
Ogbonna. We traced Ogbonna to Anambra
who then said she had sold him to Patricia
Anibogwu for N600,000. So we arrested
them all.
“Adaeze and her husband, Chibueze,
confessed that they had sold three children
to Ogbonna and they were also rescued.
One of the children was sold when she was
three months old and she is now a year
and three months old.
“I’m still his No1 fan — I still like Chris regardless. They have a very passionate relationship but if they split up it does not mean it’s for ever with them. In a couple of months they’ll be back together.”Ok ooooo,lets keep our fingers crossed.
Culled from Vanguard
About 8 persons were feared dead, yesterday, in an auto crash involving a Mitsubishi
commercial bus and a tipper lorry at the Ideani end of Nnobi-Ideani-Ojoto-Umuoji-Nkpor road in Idemili North Local Government Area of Anambra State.
Eight others also allegedly sustained various degrees of injuries in the accident, which occurred as a result of a head-on collision by the two vehicles.
According to an eyewitness, the bus, an Ekwulobia-bound fully-loaded mass transit vehicle, coming from Onitsha-Nkpor, collided with the tipper, coming from Nnobi end, close to Ideani River.
The tipper lorry was said to have
smashed the bus, which resulted in
the instant death of six of the bus
passengers, while two others died on their way to a nearby hospital.
Those that sustained injuries were
said to on danger list in their hospital beds.
May the souls of the departed RIP.